Roadside Phenomena Tee

Department of Roadside Phenomena Tee

Here is your reminder to update your license. Or, at the very least, to look like someone who definitely has one. The Department of Roadside Phenomena is real, underfunded, and deeply concerned with unexplained sightings along America’s most sacred strip of concrete. This shirt won’t grant you field clearance, but it might get you a nod from someone who knows too much.

Distressed pink print on a teal cotton tee. Slightly worn, entirely official.

Key Features
🛻 100% Cotton Comfort: Soft, breathable, and built for the long haul.
🛻 Screen Printed with Care: High-quality prints that can survive pit stops and campfire singalongs.
🛻 Proudly Made in America: Supporting local craftsmanship, one cryptid at a time.
🛻 Classic Unisex Fit: For chasing legends or just stretching your legs at Sheetz.
🛻 Sizes: Available from XS to 3XL.

Customer Reviews

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
"Every time I wear this, someone tells me a story they’ve ‘never told anyone before.’ 10/10."
— PAUL

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
"The pink on teal goes harder than it should. I wear it under my flannel like field gear."
— Elena B.

⭐️
"Shirt is fine. Don’t like the attention I’ve been getting. People keep nodding at me like I’m in the know."
— Anonymous